Prompt
Professional
Discreet

Servicing the Tri-Valley area
9 a.m. - 9 p.m.
7 days a week
(925) 784-7729

A Healthy, Happy Community

Our Mission

At Tortoise and Hare Delivery we are passionate about saving people from the diabolical chemical cocktails being pushed by big pharma and the tight-rope philosophy of trying to balance just enough poison to kill an ailment without killing the patient. It is our generations right and responsibility to say NO to masking symptoms with a laundry list of harmful side effects. From seizures, Adult ADHD, skin conditions and cancers to the tragically rampant PTSD suffered by our brave military, police, and first responders we offer a plethora of holistic treatments.   

Our pledge to our valued patients is simple: prompt, professional and discreet delivery of clean, safe medicinal cannabis products.


Clean, Green and Proud

What is the point of using homeopathic remedies like cannabis if they are contaminated with pesticides and chemicals and are producing tons of non-compostable packaging?!

Safe access to cannabis medicinals extends well beyond merely providing a safe atomosphere and reliable personnel.  It's also about ensuring that all our products are lab tested not just for potency and terpene profiles, but also for chemicals, microbes, and pesticides.

Keeping our community safe and healthy means finding ways to minimize our eco-impact too.  That is why we implemented a recycling program. While we watch for a reliable, biodegradable packaging solution for our industry we will be exchanging plastic flower and dube-tubes for cash off. Return 30 of our plastic containers, with labels still on, and receive $5 off your next order. Apply it immediately or request a coupon and save them for a rainy day.


Gifts and Deals

  • Free Gift for first-time patients
  • Reefer A Friend: When your referral places their first order with us and mentions your name they earn 10% off their order and you get a free gram with your next order!
  • 15% Discout for Veterans (must be able to show military ID or discharge paper)
  • 15% Discout for Senior Citizens (65+)   
  • 10% Happy Hour Discount daily on orders placed between 3-7 p.m.
  • *Green Incentives: Recieve $5 off your order when you return 30 of our flower or dube tubes. 

Some limitations may apply, excludes already discounted items.

*Green Incentive can be combined with other discounts*

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Concierge Services

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Get your girls and guys together for the ultimate no pressure buying experience.  Our concierge consultant will come to your home with a selection of cannabis products available for you to try and buy.

Host must have valid doctors recommendation. Minimum 5 people. No show up fees or minimum purchases.

Request a date today!